Monday, December 05, 2005

A Revenge of the Other Kind

The second shift ended very late for Sadanandan that day. The client and the onsite personnel of his project were pegging him back to finish a critical work. The whole week has been like that for him and no different was that Friday also. Hectic. It was almost 2AM in the morning when he finally got down to the garage and started the bike.

Sadanandan was a serious guy, not the usual happy go lucky kind of person that you will find among software professionals. Short and stout, he was passionate about two things- riding bikes and photography. As an occasional writer, who had published a few articles in the company’s e-magazine, he had also won a best story award in the last Annual Competitions. And the passion of riding the bike in the late night might have tempted him to stay late and complete the work that day.

The ride back home for him was always exciting for the road was good, curvy and he could easily touch his favorite comfort speed zone of 80-90Kmph. It was on one of those curves that he was slowed down by a person who was standing in the middle of the road, waving a red cloth. Sadanandan sensed danger, but when he stopped the bike feet’s away from the person he was shocked. Shocked not because there was any kind of danger ahead, but because of the person.

The person was Appunni, the protagonist in his last short story The Last Hair Cut. He stopped the bike and got down.

“Appunniyetta, How come you are here? And that too at this time” asked Sadanandan.

“Yes, I am here. Why? Can’t I come to this place?”

“Ok Ok. That’s fine. But… I never expected you and why are you standing on this road. Where are you staying? You could have taken my phone number from mom and have called me? When did you reach the town?” Sadanandan asked a lot of questions.

“Unexpected things are happening, right? That is why I came.”

“What are you talking about? I don’t understand. Why are you stopping me here? Come let’s go home.”

“You won’t understand anything for you have lost that skill of understanding people. Otherwise you would be helping your aged parents out there at home.”

“What are you talking? And why are you talking all these things to me.”

“I am talking about this…” Appunni shouted showing the papers he took from his under pockets.

“What is this?”

“This is your death warrant for me. Your ultra fiction! The Last Haircut. Phew!! ”

“Where did you get that from?”

“That’s not your problem. Why did you do this to me? What you achieved? Money, Fame or something else. Come on tell me what you got by killing me.” Screamed Appunni.

“Appunniyetta, that’s just a story I wrote.. and .. and how did you come to know about that. Try to understand … it’s just a story. Nothing more than that.”

It was then Sadanandan noticed a bike parked far from them on the curve. He guessed it would be a bullet from its shape and a second later the passing light from the faraway lighthouse showed him the person sitting on it. It was Manoj, his friend .The person who first identified that his ‘The Last Haircut’ was a piece of fiction, the person who screamed - ‘You killed that poor Appunniyettan for a few appreciations’- over a bottle of Russian Vodka and the person whom Sadanandan used to tease about his lack of finishing of the football during their company matches.

“It may be a story for you. For me it’s a stroke. The stroke that caused me the same pain as piercing a dagger right into my chest. You have killed me Sadananda, you have just killed me. I will show you how it feels when one kills you.” Replied Appunni in anger.

“Appunniyetta, I didn’t mean it. I just wrote it for…”

“..making it interesting… or for a few appreciation mails ... ?” It was Manoj who completed the sentence.

“Manu, What are you doing here? Is it you who told Appunniyettan about this?” asked Sadanandan.

“Yes, it was I. It was I who brought him here.” Manoj then told how he contacted Sadanandan’s cousin at his hometown and there by got Appunni’s contact number.

“But why? What harm have I done you?”

“You don’t know? You don’t know how hurting it is when you kill a character who is alive.”

“Come on Manu. You can’t do this to me.”

“Yes I can. For I have the right to choose how a character should be handled. You have no right to kill him, even if it is for a mere story.” Blabbered Manoj

Sadanandan saw Appunni taking the scissors from his under pockets. It was the very own hair cutting scissors that he used in his village shop. This time it sparkled at that dark night.

Sadanandan ran. Not much further he could hear the thud of the Bullet coming behind him. Appunni kicked a running Sadanandan on his back from the bike. Sadanandan fell on the road on his back just near the approaching bike, whose ignition was turned off by that time.

Appunni got down from the bike and went towards Sadanandan. He could see the fear on Sadanandan’s face. It was pale. With no time he stabbed Sadanandan. Blood splashed on his face and shirt. Thick Red Blood. He stabbed him three more times.

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Sadanandan woke up with a loud scream on his bed. He was sweating and stammering… “Don’t kill me.. Don’t kill me...”

In the hall the new track from Strings sang on the TV.

……Deewaronke Aanchal Main Zinda Hun... Bas Yeh Hai Meri Kahani.

One Night @ The Call Center – A Review

Wow!! Chetan Bhagat is back!! Back with yet another hilarious, dark, youth centric, but message oriented Novel. This man is amazing, so is the book “One Night @ The Call Center”.
I bought this accidentally. In fact I never knew the publishing of his second book. I was heading to the Citypride Multiplex for a film only to find out an Asian Film Festival happening and thought about browsing Crossword. There I found this on the New Arrivals list. I didn’t have another thought since I have read Five Point Someone and the short synopsis given at the back side told me this book has something. So what is it?
On a night train journey from Kanpur to Delhi the writer meets a young girl and to pass the time she offers to tell him a story on one condition that he should make that into his second novel. Even though he hesitated, he wanted to hear the story and the girl said the story was about six people working in a Call Center, set in one night. She said it was the night when they got a phone call from God and there begins the story with Chetan’s hesitated guarantee of making it into a book.
One Night @ The Call Center is set on the lives of 6 call center agents - Shyam, Vroom, Priyanka, Esha, Radhika and Military Uncle. It is said from Shyam’s point of view since the author found Shyam closest to him as a person. All of them have some problem or another and it is the story where they all find a solution to their problems in a single night. It has three key themes – an ex-girlfriend, a bad boss and God. Also it tries to give us an insight of how things work in a Call Center like the way calls are handled, difficulties of explaining to the American Customers, the racial abuses, the different accents etc. Chetan has put in a lot of research into this and his website (http://fivepointsomeone.com/) and the acknowledgement in book says that. He has also introduced three girls instead of a single Neha in FPS and he found understanding three girls as a big challenge. Even the girl who narrates the story to the author is a mystery. Who is she?
The entry of God may be a bit awkward in today’s modern world, but I think with the way of narration and the criticality of that character for the climax, we can digest that theme of God coming to reality through a call.
Chetan’s narration is simply superb. Be it the way the writer approaches the young girl

“…it is not everyday you sit in an empty compartment and a young, pretty girl walks in. Yes, you see it in the movies, you hear about it from friends' friends but it never happens to you. When I was younger, I used to check the reservation chart stuck outside a train bogie to see all the female passengers near my seat (F-17 to F-25 is what I'd look for most). Yet, it never happened. In most cases, I shared my compartment with talkative women, snoring men and wailing infants.”
(Yes, I have also done the same thing N number of times during my train journeys, but nobody sat near me L)

Or the way the manager Mr. Bakshi talks to Shyam in Managese (Chetan’s term for Manager’s Speak), when his team is waiting for an approval from Bakshi for sending in the system’s guy for fixing a problem…

“ …‘Big Picture. I just told you focus on the Big Picture. Learn to identify strategic-variables Shyam’… ”



I liked this book for 2 reasons.
I could find some traces of me in this book through different characters. This was the same case in FPS also. This means Chetan has some power to understand the youth and the way they behave.
The story is told in a Call Center, which is an area may be nobody has explored or may be not even bothered to know.

Grab this book if you want to read yet another novel on pure entertainment terms. It is one for someone who can step into the shoes of these characters and identify them. Stunning, hilarious and at times dark narration. Probably you will also get another explanation for FYI. Enjoy!!

Author: Chetan Bhagat
Publishers: Rupa & Co
Price: Rs 95/-